Thoughts for the day

Some of the things that have been going on in my mind lately…….




1. I ate Mexican food two days ago, then I ate Chinese food the following day…….When you visit a foreign country, do they have “American Food” restaurants???? What do they serve there??

2. I have a Rottweiler in my back yard that mainly eats and sleeps. He never gets any exercise to speak of. Why doesn’t he get side handles like me when I sit around and be lazy???

3. When a duck gets in the water, oil on his feathers keeps the water from “soaking” him. Why don’t they use that oil on all clothing??

4. If God made man in “His image”, then whose image did he use for Eve?

5. In the “electronic age” that we live in today, no matter where I am in the world, my checking account is instantly subtracted when I make a purchase with my debit card. Why then, does it take until the following day for my deposits to show up when I physically make them at the bank??

6. Why is it that everyone eats salad to lose weight? All cows eat is grass, so shouldn’t they be skinny?

7. Where do goldfish live in the wild??? (Besides the ponds at the Chinese restaurant.)

8. Why are there boxes labeled “Breakfast Cereals”? Are there “Dinner Cereals” or “Supper Cereals”?

9. Why is it illegal for me to write checks when I have no money in the bank, but the government stays “in the red” and no one is held accountable??

10. Why is it that we say sharks “attack”, but when man kills, its called hunting? You never hear someone say that they went “squirrel attacking”.